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The Game

When a bag of plastic army men is opened, they come to life. These soldiers are naturally curious and territorial little beings whose allegiance to country and government is the only thing preventing them from living peaceful and mundane lives.     

Kitchen Sink Tango is a game about preserving the sanctity of warmongering violence and assisting your newly acquired plastic folk in carrying out such violence. Because what else can you do with war toys besides make war? Shut up private, it’s a rhetorical question. 

What's included

Every copy of the game comes with:
- A 20 page full-color rules manual
- Printable cards, tokens, and templates

Everything else needed to play can be purchased at your local dollar or toy store.

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Click download now to get access to the following files:

Kitchen Sink Tango (Field Manual).pdf 1 MB
Chits, Templates, and Cards (Kitchen Sink Tango).pdf 131 kB

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